I'm going to write a trashy novel called "Drug Me with Your Dick", wanna be in it?
you can have a minor part and write your own dialogue/ have say in your actions, you might only exist on an Iphone though, I haven't decided how this is going to work yet. And it'll likely be at least six months before I start writing it seriously.
but it'll probably be made into a really bad movie in like 25 years
if movies still exist
maybe by movie I mean some 15 year olds will upload some porn they made based on it for a class onto youtube
and by making porn I mean they'll just rearrange and splice and dub a bunch of scenes from early 2000's internet porn into something that vaguely resembles the novel